IT'S FURBABY FRIDAY!!
MEET LORENZO THE CAT
THIS WEEKS RECIPIENT OF 50 TWITTER TWEETS!
Lorenzo is no ordinary cat!
Joann Biondi adopted Lorenzo when he was a few weeks old and instantly sensed that he had an unusual character for a cat. He did not purr and rarely meowed, but he watched her intently with a face that said, “Tell me what to do.” By the time he was three months old he was sitting up on command and jumping through hoops.
Lorenzo liked stealing panties from the dirty laundry basket. One day Biondi got mad at him for this and decided to get even. She put a spandex tank top over his head and onto his body. Lorenzo was unfazed. He adjusted his shoulders, threw out his chest, and looked at her with an expression that said, “You think this bothers me? Well it doesn’t. In fact, I like it.” He walked around wearing that tank top for days.
That was when Biondi suspected she had a natural model on her hands.
Lorenzo liked stealing panties from the dirty laundry basket. One day Biondi got mad at him for this and decided to get even. She put a spandex tank top over his head and onto his body. Lorenzo was unfazed. He adjusted his shoulders, threw out his chest, and looked at her with an expression that said, “You think this bothers me? Well it doesn’t. In fact, I like it.” He walked around wearing that tank top for days.
That was when Biondi suspected she had a natural model on her hands.
She took a few snapshots of Lorenzo wearing clothes and the images were so funny people laughed out loud. She then took more, and realized that for Lorenzo, the camera was catnip. He loved it. And he loved wearing clothes. It was as if he knew that that’s what he was put on the planet to do. Wear clothes, pose for the camera, and make people laugh.
A Maine Coon with the patience of a Buddhist monk and the soul of a philosopher, Lorenzo the Cat was born on Halloween and tossed in a garbage can at birth—a traumatic ordeal that he has fully recovered from without the aid of psychotherapy.
He loves going for walks on a leash and thinks that people who laugh at him for doing so are jerks. His hobbies include tormenting lizards, peeing in potted plants, napping on good books, chasing rubber bands, eating refrigerator dust, studying the physics of toilette water swirl, and contemplating the meaning of life.
I hope you will visit Lorenzo's Etsy shop to see more fascinating funny pictures!!
You can also see more of Lorenzo here:
www.LorenzoTheCat.com
FURBABY FRIDAY is dedicated to our much loved furry (or not so furry!) animal friends that enrich our lives and world and make us better people!
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well I have lots of fur babies and I love lorenzo to cute. Here is a link to my shop so you can see the pets as they are often my models :) www.cappysue.etys.com
ReplyDeletewow what a great feature! I have never seen a kitty in clothes-thats so unusual :0) It makes me so sad when animals are abused or treated with cruelty. Im happy Lorenzo now has a great home and such a great sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteSolange
http://JewelrybySolange.etsy.com
Wow - Lorenzo is amazing! I love Maine Coons and he is one of the most handsome!
ReplyDeletewell, well, that's the best thing I have read in forever! Long live Lorenzo!
ReplyDeleteHow sweet!!! Love how professional Lorenzo looks!! Cats have such wonderful personalitites!! =)
ReplyDeleteTrish
Heehee, this post made me laugh! Lorenzo looks like a right character! Maine Coons are cool ;-)
ReplyDeleteHe's gorgoues, a super model!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great feature! Lorenzo is amazing and I love your writing!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha! That is so funny!
ReplyDeleteHe is one cool kitty!
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