Bathtime for Tooey!

Ya know - I really don't like these. My mom thinks they're necessary for some reason. For cryin' out loud - I'm a guinea pig! Who cares what I look (or smell) like! 

And they're embarrassing!

I mean - how many people do YOU allow to see you while dripping wet with your fur (clothes) on? 

Well - at least I'm good for another month now. Stress - no one ever thinks about the stress we guinea pigs must suffer....bad for our health....shortens our lives....probably our fur too. 

King Chubbs on Greenhouse Duty

King of Greenhouse......???

Can we get an assistant in here? 

Chubbs - KING of Greenhouse

I am Chubbs.

King and Guardian.... 

of Greenhouse. 

I earn my keep. 

Unlike other certain habitants of this household.

Kings must be paid for their services. 

NEVER interfere with a King and his Nip Bit!

Then they retire to bask in a chosen sunbeam. 

Burr-Butt River Queen

I am Nipper - Queen. After 15 years of life, I should be -  don't you agree?

Today, I went out to do some exploring and to claim the Bitterroot River as my own. The humans got a bit worried since it was in the 90s. But I am a tough old cuss.

I seem to have picked up some foreign matter on certain parts. 

Upon closer inspection, it appears to be burrs - hence the Burrbutt title. 

But my owner did not want me to be shamed, so she quickly removed them. 

Now it's time to retire to MY spot for the evening. 

Violet, Jeff, and the Banana

THIS IS VIOLET

Hmmm....this smells yummy....must get a little closer.

Sniff, sniff....not bad.

But THIS is REALLY tasty!!

***

THIS IS JEFF

I see a foreign object in my cage.

Mmmmm.....

REEEEALLY MMMMM! 

Jeff is happy. 

MONDAY A-MEWS-MENTS

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Hickory dickory dock, the cats climbed into the clock.

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The clock struck three,

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They yelled with glee,

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"Let's go boys...it's time to rock!"

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Mew Mew black cat have you any mice?

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Yes Sir! Yes Sir! Aren't these nice!!

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One for my master

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One for my dame

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But the last five I ate...and now I'm in pain!!!

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